Capt Noah


Dear Capt Noah,
Why is it that these dumb blonde jokes keep popping up? They are so trite and so dumb.
You know, like “she was such a dumb blonde..,

• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
• she thought a quarterback was a refund
• she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
• she though Meow Mix was a record for cats
• she tried to drown a fish
• she tripped over a cordless phone
• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice container because it said “Concentrate”
• she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
• she put “Sagittarius” in her application where it said “Sign Here”

It really is getting old.
Disgusted, Unhappy Model whose Blonde

Dear DUMB
My girlfriend says she’s not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because she knows she’s not dumb.., and she also know that she’s not blonde.
Capt Noah

Thought for the Day:
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?