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Did you happen to read about the comment by Bill Gate of Microsoft, who stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that get 1000 miles-per-gallon.” Then GM cleverly responded, “Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?” I thought that was pretty clever of GM. What do you think?
Hacker
Dear Hack,
They could have probably added a few of these answers, too:
(Mary - Bullets)
Once in a while your car would die on the freeway, but you would simply accept this, restart and drive on. Every so often, while executing a maneuver, your car would stop and fail. You would then have re-install your engine. No problem. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car default” warning light. The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off. If you were involved in a “crash,” you would have no idea what happened.
Capt. Noah
Dear Captain Noah,
I think you are great big phoney, a liar, a plagiarist, and further more, I think this stupid column you do STINKS!
Someone With A Mind for Purity
Dear SWAMP,
Thanks for the great words. I’m flattered. And you are right. Because of your interest I am, right here, right now, introducing for the first time in the history of journalism, a chance to “Scratch and Sniff” in Catamaran Sailor. (See Below),
Capt. Noah
SCRATCH & SNIFF
Wet your finger thoroughly and then scratch this section to get the truly repugnant smell of newsprint! It will smell a lot like the Savannah, Georgia area.