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I have tried and tried, but have a heck of time understanding wind shifts. When I think I should go right, the wind shift left. When I think the wind will go left, it goes right. Will I ever get this? Or will I just go crazy trying?
Mad About the Wind
Dear MAW,
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. So, just check 3 friends.., if they’re OK, you’re it!
Capt. Noah.
Dear Captain Noah,
I heard on the radio that seat belts are not only required, but the police will soon be able to pull you over, if they see you are not hooked up, and cite you. The results could be fines, points toward license loss, and possible imprisonment. Their excuse was they wanted to stop rising costs of health care. For some reason our government doesn’t think we know how to take care of ourselves. So, they legislate every part of our lives. Where will it end?
Boston Tea Party Advocate
Dear Boss,
I understand your aggravation.
Actually, health costs for promiscuous sex is rising much faster than from automobile accidents. Therefore, the government should not only require the use of seat belts, but also should require everyone to wear chastity belts.
Capt. Noah
Special Note: Nobody asked me, but I feel this should be said. Calypso Louis Farakhan has declared a “Day of Atonement” for a certain sect of people. I feel this is a great idea, and therefore I am also declaring a special day -- “The Sailor’s Day of Atonement.” On the 4th day of Monday, 1998, every catamaran, trimaran, and quadramaran (Ah Hell! Let’s even include monomaran) sailor, shall all quit work and all congregate on the shores of Ft Lauderdale beach whereupon we shall all kneel down, look to the waters, and all feel the deep satisfaction of watching the daring catamaran racers start the Worrell 1000.