- There is never an excuse for black socks and Tevas
- What's wrong with Spongebob?
- Opti's make great sailing for adults too (alcohol required)
- Cupcakes aren't a breakfast food???? Since when???
- How many pets have you killed?
- I though alcohol made kids more bearable!

It does kind of ring of a bachelor lifestyle.

It is amazing when you have kids... you just don't give a crap about a lot of things anymore. And your idea of a good time is doing anything without them for once.

Man, those are pretty rare. I'd say it's a keeper.

Merry Christmas ppl!

Test:

What is worse: Ignorance or apathy?

Who knows or cares?

Kent

I don't know, and I don't care.

That was too easy.

I'd say ignorance, because you're too stupid to realize you don't care?

Kid's make you crazy, but man, the stories you get (and can tell later on)....

And I haven't killed any pets (although my cat is on the list if she keeps 'missing the box' on purpose) yet. They all get old an die off.

But digging large holes seems to be a pastime with kids, so I guess my garden will eventually look more like a WWI trenched battlefield, but who cares! That, and digging a hole does kill a lot of time for them, and they get a little exercise.

Still, if I have to wear out the little rug-rats, there's no better place than a swimming pool....

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