MY NEXT T-SHIRT:
RUM - because no great story ever started with "we'd been eating salad all day..."
You can already get your Barefoot Davis shirt-
"Rum is the answer, what was the question?"
And he's a catsailor.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White