A women appears in court, accompanied by her husband, on a shoplifting charge.
Judge, "Stealing a can of peaches ehh? So, how do you plea?"
Woman, "Guilty, Your Honor"
Judge, "Tell me...how many peaches were in the can?"
Woman, "five, Your Honor"
Judge, "That'll be five days in jail"
and as the Judge picks up his gavel, the husband stands raising his hand, "Your Honor...she also stole a can of peas!"
John H16, H14