C'mon Paco, you know I'm far from alone in that sentiment.
Maybe not completely eaten, but chewed on until one of your bony arms poked him in the roof of the mouth and he spit you out.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White