VERY CRUDE MEN ONLY JOKE:
A man walks into a bar in New Orleans. He has a wildcat under one arm, a huge pistol on his hip and he is carrying a bucket of [censored].
He says, "Bar tender, gimme a whiskey!" The bar tender complies. The man drinks the whiskey in one gulp, bites the cat in the ass (the cat screams), draws his pistol and fires it into the bucket([censored] flies everywhere).
The bar tender is amazed. The scenario is repeated a second and a third time, where upon the bar tender says, "man, what are you doing?"
The fellow replies; I always wanted to be a cajun and I heard all they do is drink whiskey, eat pussy and shoot the [censored]!
Edited by pgp (02/25/09 07:57 PM)
'When you have a lot of things to do, it's best to get your nap out of the way first.