that's more like it!

Regarding the importance of punctuation:
A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich for lunch. When the food is delivered, he eats the sandwich, then he takes out a pistol and fires a shot into the air and turns to go. The bartender, shocked, says "Why?" as the panda is leaving. The panda responds with, "I'm a panda, look it up" and throws the bartender a badly written dictionary. The bartender looks up the entry for "Panda" and reads:
"Panda, a black and white bear that lives in China and eats, shoots and leaves."

VERY CRUDE MEN ONLY JOKE:

A man walks into a bar in New Orleans. He has a wildcat under one arm, a huge pistol on his hip and he is carrying a bucket of [censored].

He says, "Bar tender, gimme a whiskey!" The bar tender complies. The man drinks the whiskey in one gulp, bites the cat in the ass (the cat screams), draws his pistol and fires it into the bucket([censored] flies everywhere).

The bar tender is amazed. The scenario is repeated a second and a third time, where upon the bar tender says, "man, what are you doing?"

The fellow replies; I always wanted to be a cajun and I heard all they do is drink whiskey, eat pussy and shoot the [censored]!

Hey I resemble that remark! (Or do I resent that?)

It fits a lot of wannabe's, but gators more than 'noles.

The definitive list of the 99 things you should have already experienced on the internet unless you're a loser or old or something....starting with a batch of 10.

01) Grape Stomp
02) Charlie Bit Me
03) Chocolate Rain
04) dancing baby
05) Post Secret
06) Charlie the Unicorn
07) Mentos and Diet Coke
08) Numa Numa
09) Peanut Butter Jelly Time
10) George Lucas in Love

This Russian guy didnt fail, but what a way to die!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2275504.ece

Some of those were OK, but what about the other 89?

geesh - relax...hyperlinks are a pain in the arse on here and I don't have all day to do this stuff...besides...patience and all that.


11) Your The Man Now Dog
12) Yatta
13) Star Wars Kid
14) Bubb Rubb
15) The Flying Spaghetti Monster (my personal favorite)
16) Dramatic Chipmunk
17) Homestar Runner
18) GI Joe Pork Chop Sandwiches
19) Fail Blog
20) Skateboarding Dog

from fail blog...thanks Jake