I read somewhere that the "skateboarding dog" was not trained. He just picked it up on his own.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Jake you forgot

the original

Hampster Dance

Sam

you guys better pick this up, that dang drill thread's got more posts!

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

In honor of the mother of the octuplets,


Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:


You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

What happens if you are an agnostic who is an insomniac and is dislexic?


You stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog...

And if nothing else other than that reason alone, I'm not participating in the drill thread anymore.