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Check these out for a reality check:
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs
and large drawers.
- Special: Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get
an extra pair to take home, too.
- Joe's Cleaners: We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.
- Not Sold In Stores: No matter what your topcoat is made of,
this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
- Help: Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- For Sale: Dog for sale: eats anything and is especially fond
of children.
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
- Travel: Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the
Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
- Special: Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
- Sale Today: Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but
so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
- Super Sale: Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
- Need Work: Man, honest. Will take anything.
- Auto Repair Service: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Needed: 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
preferred.
- Special: Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
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