simon, stick with it.
reasons of why a boat is better than a woman
1, you can sail a boat all month long
2, you can go for a sail on other boats and your boat wont get jealous
3, a boat wont accuse you of being childish, superficial or any other
4, a boat wont get angry if you go to the pub and enjoy other boats
and if all this doesnt convince you
a quote from former fireball world champion john clifton
"a [censored] is better than a root...... because i have had some pretty average roots.. but i have had some really good ****s!"
please excuse my french... i have been told that this is a family show before