I only need to know a few rules to race:

- don't hit the committe boat (don't ask me how I know)
- don't hit other competitors (or at least get caught hitting them)
- don't be last to the beer tent. Clean your boat later.

Optional:
- Keep marks to port
- cross start line after red flag is raised
- stay on starboard tack at all times

See? Racing rules are easy!