DancesWithSandyBottom sailing circles right outside the finish because SOS dropped his crock off the boat and had spent 2 months finding then in his size and refusing to leave the shoe floating
That sounds like Alan. I think I know what Trey would do if they were sailing together in this situation.......
"DUDE, forget it, I'll buy you a new one when we get in!"
and then never buy it for him? :P
