Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
Originally Posted by Jake
Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
317-342 depending on whether I weigh myself in the morning or evening.


What is that...in oz?


Kilotons.
I'm tellin' ya "I'm the next big thing".
I'm so big I make Tad look like Tinkerbelle.
I'm so big when I wear my Malcolm X shirt ,helicopters try to land on me.
I'm so big smaller me's orbit me.


You're so big that you eat with a Trident.
You're so big that when you go to the movies you sit next to everybody.
You're so big you make big bird look like Tweety.


Jake Kohl