317-342 depending on whether I weigh myself in the morning or evening.
What is that...in oz?
Kilotons. I'm tellin' ya "I'm the next big thing". I'm so big I make Tad look like Tinkerbelle. I'm so big when I wear my Malcolm X shirt ,helicopters try to land on me. I'm so big smaller me's orbit me.
You're so big that you eat with a Trident. You're so big that when you go to the movies you sit next to everybody. You're so big you make big bird look like Tweety.