Ding didn't use a pitchfork, he usually just stood there with that grin on his face shaking his head at me like "damn this kid won't ever get it." Something I'm sure you're familiar with
That one made me laugh and yes Todd is very familiar with the look.
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "Excuses are the tools of the weak and incompetent" - Two sista's I overheard in the hall "You don't have to be a brain surgeon to be a complete idiot, but it helps"