Our good friends actually live up around Augusta and they've already promised us 4 chords of wood to be delivered in September.
He's got one of those new fangled kinetic log splitter that is able to do it a lot quicker apparently than a hydraulic one from what he tells me.
You're going to have to learn the "Mr. Man Rap", here sing along:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyZXnpO8Jew Oh, and good news, you'll get to root for the Patriots, Bruins, Celtic and Red Sox!