Kieth!! You raskal. You kept the fleet in the dark on this one, as evidenced by the clandestine photo. Come on now tell us what brought this about. Here are my guesses on what happened.

1) Your lovely wife got bonked on the head and you took advantage of a temporary delireum.

2) You are really THAT sceered of the A Cats. Ha Ha

3) Uncle Vennie passed on and left you a bundle.

4) You are coveting thy neighbors boats.