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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: jkkartz1] #170209
03/03/09 08:54 AM
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Thanks everyone, just logged on at work this am and got a real laugh out of many of these.

How about this one:

'Keep honking, I'm reloading'

I've also seen:

'my kid had sex with your honor student'


F-18 Infusion
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170240
03/03/09 10:46 AM
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Northfield Mn
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Originally Posted by Todd Bouton
'my kid had sex with your honor student'


I preffer: "My son knocked up your honor student"
or: "My kid sold drugs to your honor student"

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170248
03/03/09 11:03 AM
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170249
03/03/09 11:08 AM
03/03/09 11:08 AM
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tampa, fl
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My favorite....My girlfriend was nude dancer of the month at Mons Venus Gentleman's Club.


If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170260
03/03/09 11:48 AM
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Dewey, AZ
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My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170261
03/03/09 11:55 AM
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170264
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Dewey, AZ
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I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.



Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170266
03/03/09 12:09 PM
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Florida Suncoast, Dunedin Caus...
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Only religions do that



Have Fun
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #170267
03/03/09 12:14 PM
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170269
03/03/09 12:37 PM
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Northern California, USA
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Old Truck-drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.

Old Cowboys never die, they just smell that way!


Ryan McHale
Hobie 14 (battened jib)
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: RyanMcHale] #170271
03/03/09 12:46 PM
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Dewey, AZ
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WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.



Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170273
03/03/09 12:51 PM
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Syracuse,N.Y
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: pbisesi] #170275
03/03/09 01:15 PM
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Home is where the harness is.....
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Home is where the harness is.....
Current personal favorite (that's coming true)

O'bama
O'sh*t

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Will_R] #170277
03/03/09 01:26 PM
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Dewey, AZ
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170280
03/03/09 01:40 PM
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Lakewood, Colorado
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Personal Favorite

My Ex gives great Headaches

Oldie but a goodie

Please God let there be one more oil boom
(I promise not to piss it all away this time)


Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: MUST429] #170285
03/03/09 02:15 PM
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170286
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Its Cheaper that way."

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170287
03/03/09 02:31 PM
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'Avoid cliches like the plague'

'NEVER BELIEVE GENERALIZATIONS'

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ] #170290
03/03/09 03:25 PM
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Key Largo, FL and Put-in-Bay, ...
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If you can read this shirt..,
the bitch fell off!


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170298
03/03/09 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
My favorite....My girlfriend was nude dancer of the month at Mons Venus Gentleman's Club.


I think you got some 'splainin to do, Lucy...


Jay

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