OK...how about this one...

Why do the pilgrim's pants keep falling down?

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Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Ok, here's one along the same lines.

A cabbage, a hose, and a tomato were having a race and this is how it went.




The cabbage was a head,




The hose was running,




and the tomato was trying to....ketchup.



Sorry Jake, but you asked for it.

no appology necessary! I'll just add that one to my repatoire.

Thanks Guys,

I laughed my butt off last night until I cried. My wife thinks all us sailors are sick. I agreed with her but she is the one who said yes when I asked her to marry me.

Yea, who thought PFD's could be so much fun.

Hey KVC,

Got any more threads the guys can hyjack??