Seems someone has attacked our website

Seems someone has attacked our website (or IP Address) with so much data it shut us and the entire New Orleans Datacenter down. So, they had to block all traffic here to trace the cause.
Sorry for the temporary blockage.
Rick

I'll bet it was those Jet Ski dudes......

I'll bet it was those kite surfer doods...

It's the leaners!!

Nope wasn't us.

I have it on completely unreliable, unverifiable and for the most part just made up that it was the N20 fleet.

Chuck told ME it was the F-18s.

It wasn't the Waves either

Power boaters?

I bet it was just Wouter uploading masses of scientific data to support the superiority of the F16 class over every other conceivable format... Now, due to the ridiculously limited capacity of this cr4ppy data center all this irreplaceable data is lost to the world forever!!!
OTOH, maybe it was the PWC's getting revenge for the exocet you-tube movie that was posted here before...

Both very good theories.

It had to be someone with money, and something to gain. ISAF???

(How's that for a conspiracy theory?)

Mike

It was global warming. Or Obama, or Bush, or insert your own politcal figure here.

It's ELVES I tell you, it's ELVES!

speaking on behalf of the elves: it wasn't them.

What about the foilers?
They are an arrogant bunch, looking down at us from their little flying boats.

Are you talking about those Bugs, I mean Moths?

Bastages! Farging Ice Holes!

You have it all wrong.

It wasn't Elves.

It was Gnomes.

It's always the Gnomes!

I have no knowledge of Gnomes!

It might have been dragonfly nymphs.

Elves always lie. So, it was the elves.

What about global warming?

that's not true at all! (but how would you know?)

So it's the gnomes that lie, there's the proof.No knowledge of gnomes my acrobatic a$$. Your the king or maybe queen of the gnomes.

No sir. I make cookies...in a tree...and clean the occasional window. I have nothing to do with Gnomes.

Penguins

It was the "lab Mice"
their in charge of everything.

42?

I think it may have been Kim Jong-il - and the N Koreans

42, 43... whatever it takes.

IMHO:
42 really means that in the time it takes to come up with an ideal solution, a decent solution could have been implemented and much pain and suffering avoided.

Just going sailing would seem to be a decent solution in this context ;-)

42 was in reference to the mice. The mice were the only ones who knew the question.

You know I won a design award for the fiords.

Personally, I use the Infinite Improbability Drive quite often. I'll take a wrong turn without realizing it, but somehow manage to end up in the right place; so it MUST be the IIP in my car. My wife gets a kick out of it when I say "Oh! So this is where we are!"

I don't believe the mice actually knew the question, (pertaining to Life the Universe and Everything) since they were unable to disect Arther Dent's brain. They came up with something along the lines of "How many roads must a man walk?" and ran with that.