Steeplechase Smack

Looking at the registration list, it looks like the N20's are skeered of the F18's.

Whose year is it going to be? Another M20 year? F18's on corrected time? Or is the F20c finally going to show it's stuff?

Of course the F18's are going to win on corrected time Mike, is there really any debate about that? A blind one armed monkey can sail an F18 to a win on correct time.

The question is who is going get their name on the lawn chair? I heard Smyth/Livingston will be sailing a borrowed F20c, you better bring your A game Mike!

Heard the same. Sorry I'm gonna miss that.
What happens if your monkey hurts his good arm?

I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.

I believe Ding is sailing with Bing.

Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!

You couldn't get Ed Baird to crew with you for the Turkey Day Regatta? If he had some cat experience, he might get invited to the Big Dance in San Fran.

I've got a bottle of rum that says you're wrong!

So who's the ringer?
Ding, that's a rum bet, it's on now.

When is it ever not on, rum or no rum? Karl's ringer - Tripp Burd.

I have to order the champagne by tomorrow and my guess is that not all boats have registered yet.
If not, please do so at http://www.catsailor.com/registration/
See you all Friday
Rick

I am a crappy smack talker...and I just spent a ridiculous amount of time (that I really didn't have available) repairing and refinishing this boat...I'll probably be tip-toeing across sandbars and I might have trouble seeing through the tears after I first smack something with a board - but we'll be quick in between!

Geeze, where is Noodle when you need him! For F@#$ sake people, smack talk isn't about honest self examination it's about flat out lies or at the very least ridiculous exaggeration about your ability and how inept your competition is. Too bad the Moss man won't post he comes up with some clever sh!t from time to time, you guys could stand to take a lesson.

Yeah, sorry...it's just not in me.

Nice. What's up with these folks. I'm not even racing and I'll talk some smack. "I just refinished my boat...I'm all out of time and Midol... oooohh there's a sandbar, get the beachwheels" All that pansy talk will be the death of distance racing.I never heard that kinda chatter in the N-20 days. We use to refinish the bottoms so you COULD go run across sandbars. Or.. just do it like I did and go over the bar (or finish line) on your side. Jeeeez, you disappoint me Jake. At least you're really good at makin' stickers and shirts.

Just make it fair,
I'll hold the rum for you guys and allocate it as needed when you arrive at the beach.

However, I will have to charge a small consumption fee...

You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Karl drinks like a 95lb girl, I wouldn't panic too much.

Did you see who was sponsoring the rum party on Friday?

Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.

On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.

Daaayyyyaaaammmm.The DiNgEr pullin'out the stops. Miami is nice this time of year.

I just DON'T do racing trash....but I do know how to find the entrance to Angelfish creek. Hopefully your navigation is better than your spelling. (see, I'm trying)

Spelling nazi doesn't cut it. How petty, picking on poor old Ding's literacy skills.

Oh come on now Ding...we all know you can't sail your way out of a wet paper bag, even with instructions! But I see you have found a new use for it - trash bag!
Haha

All part of my plan... How do you think a person feels when they get beat by a tard? Bet it stings just a little bit.

Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're "lesser" is calling you out!

It's funny, the guy that sails so slow that "Chariots of Fire" is his theme song is trying so desperately to get a game of meaningless smack talk going...it's pretty ironic.

Those who can....do, those who can't.....talk smack.

Okay grandpa if you're going to make a reference to a movie from 30 years ago at least have the curtosy to include the
Wikipedia Link. Some of the folks on this forum were not even born when that piece of crap was released.

and those who break and lose stuff have to buy new stuff.

Come on Karl you're not even trying.

Best of luck to everyone this weekend! I'm looking forward to seeing all my friends and having a nice easy, relaxing jaunt around some of the Florida Keys.

See, Dave, it's just you, man. Here's one of the few guys who can actually back up any smack talk. Why can't we all just get along?

He's being snide Jake, get a clue buddy.

Oh Jake, JC just put a huge beat down on this thread. Now he's sitting there with a stupid butt grin going... yeah how you gonna come back from that!

We're not getting along? Are some of you taking this sh!t serious? Damn, if that's the case then it takes all the fun out of it.

Good lord man, do I have to put smiley faces all over it? It was in jest and drippy with sarcasm. You guys need to lighten up! You know me better than that.

On second thought, perhaps the Chariots of Fire reference got to you like the A.D.D. comment to Ricky? I thought you were thicker than that.

I was happily going on the assumtion that if anyone can take a joke it would be you, but I've also totally misread people only to get hate mail later. So an ounce of prevention...

And you said you don't talk trash! Freaking sandbager! Now what to do about JC's post, that is just bugging the sh!t out of me.

That's more like it.

What will I do with all the time Saturday afternoon waiting for my friends to finish?

http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClic...mp;site=all&unit=0&dd=0&bw=0

Your not sailing?

Karl, Nice one!

For the rest of you: "Lighten Up Francis"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrllCZw8jiM

just blew coffee out my nose!

Why am I grinning?

Off with a bang.

Nice! Looks like someone will have new mailbox posts this year !

OUCH...who did Ding hit this time??

How do you tune into the Spot thingeys?

Word is Eric Roberts hit the bridge, also another supercat speared Todd Ricardi and Brendon Scanlon, knocking them out of the race.

You gotta watch those Super Cats!

Hmmm... Ya kinda gotta sail to talk smack dude. Besides don't you have housework to do Nancy?