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Hillsary? Hilarious!

Posted By: Todd_Sails

Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/20/14 02:04 PM

In a news conference
Deanna Favre announced she
wishes to be the starting QB
for the Packers
next season.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the
starting QB because she spent
16 years married to Brett
while he played QB
for the Packers. During this
period of time, she became
familiar with the
definition of a corner blitz,
the nickel package, and
man-to-man
coverage, so she is now
completely comfortable with all
the other
terminology
involving the Packers
offense. A survey
of Packers fans shows that 50%
of those
polled supported the
move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable or
familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of
Democrats polled agreed.
She has never run a City, County, or State during her "career"of being Bill Clinton's wife.

When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, my immediate thoughtwas "So has the pastry chef".

When it comes to running the state department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed by pretending terrorism had been defeated.
On the other hand, she does have more experience than Obama had.

But the low information voters will vote for her anyway, just like they did for Big Ears.
Wow- What a failed presidency this has been.

Posted By: hobie1616

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/22/14 04:55 PM

Gosh Todd, instead of all the copy and paste and the tortuous strain of keeping your finger off the caps lock key, why don't you just summarize your flaccid rage into a simple

B-E-N-G-H-A-Z-I

Throw in a bonus

B-E-R-G-D-A-H-L

to get your point across.

Think about it. You won't have to clean as much spittle off your monitor and the kids won't be asking mommy, "Why is daddy screaming at his computer again?."
Posted By: hobie1616

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/23/14 08:38 AM

Todd, did you know that the capture of the Benghazi suspect was timed to facilitate a Hillary Clinton book tour? It's true Todd. Faux News BS Mountain will tell you so.
Posted By: hobie1616

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/24/14 04:17 PM

There Was A Teabagger
(With apologies to There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly)

There was a teabagger who swallowed Fox lies.
I don’t know why she swallowed those lies.
She ain't too wise

There was a teabagger who swallowed some spin
From Karl Rove who said that Mitt Romney did win
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise

There was a teabagger who swallowed Beck's bull
Your brain ain't whole if you swallow his bull
She swallowed Beck's bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove who said gays are livin' in sin
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed the line
That tax cuts for rich folks would trickle down fine
She swallowed the line to feed the bull
She swallowed the bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove reeking of bourbon and gin
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise

There was a teabagger who swallowed this dirt:
"Obama's the devil who we must subvert!"
She swallowed the dirt to feed the line
She swallowed the line to feed the bull
She swallowed the bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove who said Iraq would be a quick win
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise

There was a teabagger who swallowed some truth
She's dead, of course.
Posted By: Karl_Brogger

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/25/14 12:58 AM

Truth? Where do you find that Mikey?
Posted By: hobie1616

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/25/14 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by Karl_Brogger
Truth? Where do you find that Mikey?

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Posted By: Karl_Brogger

Re: Hillsary? Hilarious! - 06/25/14 02:50 AM

Good answer!
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