Where is Tyler Holmes?

I've been unable to contact Tyler Holmes so if one of you Panhandle people should cross paths with him tell him to call gramps. I need to know if he still willing to pull stings for me at Juana's otherwise sweetness is sailing.

I sent him a message.

Last I had heard he was stuck in a mud hole somewhere in the East Bay County.

I almost parsed that as "Where is Tyler Durden"..

I checked he's not there.

I just placed a note on his Facebook page. I told him you put out a wanted poster for him...

I'm available, big boy.

facebook is for queers

I sent you a PM yesterday with another number you can try.

Back on the Map.

A total communications blackout and you left me standing at the alter for Juanas (not to worry sweetness covered for you). You don't get off that easy my friend, spill it son. Did you get caught shagging the sheriff's daughter and had to lay low for a while? If you don't tell us we will just make something up.

+1. let the creative juices flow... and include penguins

If that's the case, Captain Kirk should be able to offer some sound advice.

He took 6 months off to race Opti's with the other little kids.