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Crew welcome to join the darker side

Posted By: waterbug_wpb

Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/12/17 03:59 PM

Any catsailors in the SW FL area wanting to hop on my F-24 tri are welcome. We've got local racing going on here to help keep your Mad Beachcat Skilz up.

While you don't have to trapeze and the boat is a little slower than a pimped out F-18, it is a sport-boat so you'll still get bruises where you don't expect smile It's always a hoot to piss off Melges and other big boats that cost 10x what this one does.

17 knots screecher reaching Sunday in Marco. That was fun...




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Posted By: Mn3Again

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/12/17 04:19 PM

Jay: The Emperor f-24 has been expecting you.
Mn3: I know, father Jay.

Jay: So, you have accepted the truth.
Mn3: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker,my father a catamaran sailor.

Jay: [angry retort] That name boat no longer has any meaning for me.
Mn3: It is the name boat of your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good a catamaran sailor in you. The Emperor f-24 hasn't driven sailed it from you fully. [steps off to the side of the passageway, away from Jay] That was why you couldn't destroy sail without me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor f-24 now.

Jay: [inspects Luke's MN3's lightsaber spinnaker] I see you have constructed a new lightsaber spinnaker pole. Your skills are complete. [turns off snuffs the spinnaker again] Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor f-24 has foreseen.

Mn3: Come with me.
Jay: Obi-Wan Rick White once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the dark side trimaran ! I must obey my master f-24.

Mn3: I will not turn. And you'll be forced to kill me sail without me.
Jay: If that is your destiny.

Mn3: Search your feelings, fatherJay. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you! Let go of your hate tiller!

Jay: It is... too late for me, son. The Emperor f-24 will show you the true nature of the Force wind . He is your master now.

Mn3: [resigned] Then my father friend the cat sailor is truly dead.
Posted By: Mn3Again

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/13/17 02:09 PM

Kidding aside, thanks for the invite!
I have a friend who recently purchased a F31R and have been out a few times. WOW that is a fast and fun ride
Posted By: joeyg

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/14/17 08:20 PM

You were lucky you were able to carry that screecher for the 2nd leg. As soon as we rounded the mark it was hard on the wind, the crapshoot of a pursuit race i guess.
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/14/17 08:36 PM

I feel like you're trolling F18 sailors... hold on a second a Ukraine Ladies Dating Site add just popped up, back in a minute.
Posted By: waterbug_wpb

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/17/17 03:00 PM

Darth Vader should have told Luke Skywalker he got too fat, and had to move to the dark side since no one would use a 185lb dude for an F18.

But Ukranian dating? Sign me up!
Posted By: waterbug_wpb

Re: Crew welcome to join the darker side - 04/17/17 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by joeyg
You were lucky you were able to carry that screecher for the 2nd leg. As soon as we rounded the mark it was hard on the wind, the crapshoot of a pursuit race i guess.


It only worked for a bit and then the furler jammed, causing a 10 minute wrestle to get it stowed. I was doing the Titanic thing off the bow pulpit while one of the ladies drove.

Wha??? lay-deez on the F24? yes, they were verified female unicorns per the research presentation below:


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