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WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose

Posted By: MarineTurtle

WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 09:43 AM

Any dolphin should be considered armed and dangerous until confirmed otherwise. DO NOT APPROACH! Report suspicious dolphins to authorities immediately.
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Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

For your own safety, please consume this story with at least one grain of salt.
Posted By: Rolf_Nilsen

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the l - 09/26/05 09:58 AM

Nature strikes back!
Posted By: Wouter

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 12:11 PM

<**** classic movie "Birds" or we'll have the great spectacle of Homeland security scientist trying to train seagulls and crows to fly themselfs into the jet engines of highjacked airplanes. Maybe we can train cats to seduce the terrorists and their nature loving socialist liberals supporters, who are known to appreciate cats and other domestic wildlife, and inject the subject with a sleeping potion. We could hide micro injection needles in the cats claws. The same claws that a cat burries in your flesh when gently stroked. We just have to find a way the teach the cat to recognise a caring liberal stroking her softly as the enemy and recognizing the jar head instructor and his army vetinarian who molested your claws as friends !

Darn that simple logic that is so engrained in all life on earth except human beings !

Wouter
Posted By: BobG

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 01:53 PM

An out-take of "Day of the Dolphin" staring the guy who was in Patton as Patton:Mr.SCOTT; Give Pa the dart gun......you militant republican dolphin. Mr.BOTTLENOSE; No Pa, Fa kill Pa take money from tri-rail fund and buy house in Maui with Bea! Guest Speaker, Jacques Cousteau :The Dolphin tireless voyager master of the deep ..................Get away from my sonar bulb you pestulant little BLEEP........And another day ends on the big "Blue Marble".
Posted By: MauganN20

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 03:15 PM

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An out-take of "Day of the Dolphin" staring the guy who was in Patton as Patton:Mr.SCOTT; Give Pa the dart gun......you militant republican dolphin. Mr.BOTTLENOSE; No Pa, Fa kill Pa take money from tri-rail fund and buy house in Maui with Bea! Guest Speaker, Jacques Cousteau :The Dolphin tireless voyager master of the deep ..................Get away from my sonar bulb you pestulant little BLEEP........And another day ends on the big "Blue Marble".


Come again?
Posted By: bullswan

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 08:43 PM

Somebody didn't heed the warning labels and wear his mask when working with dangerous chemicals......

or maybe, mushroom flashback?
Posted By: cyberspeed

Scary - 09/26/05 10:12 PM

The scariest thing is that I am starting to understand him.

God help me...
Posted By: BobG

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 09/26/05 10:13 PM

Just rent Day of the Dolphin. What's a mask?
Posted By: dacarls

Re: WARNING: Armed and dangerous dolphins on the loose - 10/02/05 01:20 PM

Holy Leaping Muslims: Does the Dept. of Homeland Security need to warned to look for giant trampolines just off the end of airport runways? Or Giant Terrorist slingshots? Keep on tokin' that weed....
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