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Now now Phillip... this won't hurt a bit!

"C'mon Philip, please take me out sailing with you. Pleeaasse. I'll even bring my own tiller extension so we can both steer!"

"Look, all you have to do is wipe a fresh dog-egg on the deck like this and then you get more space on the start-line...."

Ok Phillip now bend over and pass me that tiller extension

Dog friendly caravan park......Phil just knelt in some while genuflecting to Pete! To the victor go the spoils!!
Cheers,
Roy,
Rebel Without a Clew

"Poop Deck Pappy"

[Popeyes old man]
Cheers,
Roy.