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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Jake] #102370
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I've never understood that - I mean, if I can check that the seat is down before I need it, why can't women?


I'm totally with you, Jake. It's definitely an equality thing. Like when a guy gets up in the middle of the night with diarrhea and sits down and his butt ends up in the water because he left the seat up and expected his SO to have put the seat down...The seat situation works both ways.

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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Mary] #102371
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Look at it this way:

For the most part, four things get done on the potty: Women whiz, they crap, men whiz, they crap. 3/4 of those things need the seat down. Ergo, seat down is the majority of what gets done on the potty.

FWIW, my house sees regular visitation by sailors (how about that one... ;-). It has been my observation that the VERY BEST (and one in particular is literally the very best, he designed BOUDICCA's sails) sailors that have crashed at my house put down the seat (and make the bed up too!) So in this discussion does indeed relate to multihull sailing, and a standard worth aspiring to.

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Pecorak: a lack of manners on your part is absolutely no surprise to me. It is my most sincere wish that I never ever have the mispleasure to meet you.


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Boudicca] #102372
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So I guess 3 out of 4 times we need it down, I never thought about it that way. My Mom taught me to put the seat (and the lid) down after every use. That way you won't accidently drop something into it, like a cell phone... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Timbo] #102373
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BTW,
Pecorak: a lack of manners on your part is absolutely no surprise to me. It is my most sincere wish that I never ever have the mispleasure to meet you.



I'm glad you've found it worthy to pass judgement on my character based on the ramblings made on a internet discussion board. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Timbo] #102374
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So I guess 3 out of 4 times we need it down, I never thought about it that way.


timbo,

Why not sit down for #1 too .... comes in handy, (usually) never miss ... especially when acting like a drunken sailor <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: tback] #102375
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Something about sitting to pee is very unmanly. I'd rather aim well and put the seat down (preferably in that order I'm sure).


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Boudicca] #102376
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Look at it this way:

For the most part, four things get done on the potty: Women whiz, they crap, men whiz, they crap. 3/4 of those things need the seat down. Ergo, seat down is the majority of what gets done on the potty.

FWIW, my house sees regular visitation by sailors (how about that one... ;-). It has been my observation that the VERY BEST (and one in particular is literally the very best, he designed BOUDICCA's sails) sailors that have crashed at my house put down the seat (and make the bed up too!) So in this discussion does indeed relate to multihull sailing, and a standard worth aspiring to.

BTW,
Pecorak: a lack of manners on your part is absolutely no surprise to me. It is my most sincere wish that I never ever have the mispleasure to meet you.


How about we just leave it down for that part too then? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: MauganN20] #102377
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BTW,
Pecorak: a lack of manners on your part is absolutely no surprise to me. It is my most sincere wish that I never ever have the mispleasure to meet you.



I'm glad you've found it worthy to pass judgement on my character based on the ramblings made on a internet discussion board. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Your ramblings don't leave your character much of a chance.


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: tback] #102378
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A Man sit down to PEE?? That's just wrong! I'd rather pee on my shoes...

And if Mary will alow it, I have a joke about Hilary Clinton vs. Dick Cheney in a "pissing contest". <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Timbo] #102379
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And if Mary will alow it, I have a joke about Hilary Clinton vs. Dick Cheney in a "pissing contest". <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

No hands?!?!


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Thank you Mary [Re: hobie1616] #102380
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...this has been a most entertaining post for my weekend reading. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: hobie1616] #102381
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No Hands! Bingo! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Jake] #102382
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No, no. It is better to leave the seat up for general usage for you and wife. Of course, if your wife dies or divorces you and you are having company over, that's different and then you have to put down the seat and the lid.

Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Mary] #102383
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Can anyone else see the irony of Mary's argument, some words are fine, others are not!!! I'm sure the religious ppl reading this forum will be offended by your blasphemy...

IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTEXT!!!

PS. I'm not offended by any words, unless someone means to harm or offend me, in which case it's the actions I get offended by, not the words! Learn the difference.

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BTW,
Pecorak: a lack of manners on your part is absolutely no surprise to me. It is my most sincere wish that I never ever have the mispleasure to meet you.



I'm glad you've found it worthy to pass judgement on my character based on the ramblings made on a internet discussion board. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Your ramblings don't leave your character much of a chance.


Well that seals it. The Character authorities have spoken. Apparently, I'm lacking in character since I've had the audacity to say what I think and not feel sorry for it.

Guess I need more tires to burn along with all these bridges.

Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: MauganN20] #102385
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Stay on topic, this thread is about the f word and toilet seats. There are at least 5 other threads for your global warming argument.

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There is no reason to put just the seat down if you don't put the lid down too. If you're not going to give 100%, why bother?

Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: drbinkle] #102386
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All or none, exactly. And this begs the question: Who Does Number 2 Work For?? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: ncik] #102387
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Can anyone else see the irony of Mary's argument, some words are fine, others are not!!! I'm sure the religious ppl reading this forum will be offended by your blasphemy...

IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTEXT!!!

PS. I'm not offended by any words, unless someone means to harm or offend me, in which case it's the actions I get offended by, not the words! Learn the difference.


I don't think it is blasphemous to call upon God or Jesus if my boat is sinking. If I weren't religious, what would be the point?

And I'm not offended by any words, either. There are some words I just don't like -- phlegm, for instance. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Re: What's the deal with the F word? [Re: Mary] #102388
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And I'm not offended by any words, either. There are some words I just don't like -- phlegm, for instance. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Now I'm taking offence - you're criticising my father and his reference to the "Seven Snotty Orphans" <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Okay, about the toilet seat. It is not just a matter of who needs the seat down the most frequently. There is also the matter of who spends the most time in the bathroom with the seat down. In order to handicap this properly and decide who is responsible for the seat being up or down, we need data on TIME the seat is used as well as FREQUENCY used.

A log-in/log-out chart on the wall above the toilet might be appropriate, including a check for "seat up" or "seat down."

Without good data, we are never going to solve this age-old argument between men and women.

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