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Let's have some Winter FUN!

Posted By: Bob_Curry

Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 03:20 AM

Fill in the blanks. Any subject allowed and keep it clean!

"I'd rather sail___________ than a_____________!"

Have some fun and I'll start...

"I'd rather sail the cardboard box my NACRA Catamaran came in than a monohull keelboat!"

<img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: BLR_0719

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 03:35 AM

cardboard doesn't float silly
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 03:57 AM

I'd rather sail "Blade" than Mystere 4.3!

Bob:

See you on the circuit next season. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Doug
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 04:35 AM

Careful now. You might find that some people here actually own a monohull keelboat! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: FasterDamnit

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 04:50 AM

I'd rather sail our 24' keelboat in January than our G-Cat. And we will.
Posted By: Clayton

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 02:12 PM

I'd rather "Sail" than "not sail".

Sailing anything is better than not sailing at all!

Clayton
Posted By: pepin

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 02:13 PM

I'd rather sail than spend a day in the office.

[Mmm, stretching the original poster intent, but so true <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />]
Posted By: fin.

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 03:37 PM

I'd rather be sailing in the Keys.

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Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 04:57 PM

I'd rather sail anything than post on a forum... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

or

I'd rather sail in Open Class than sail Formula....

oh boy...

here we go...
Posted By: scooby_simon

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 05:37 PM

Having sailed both.......

I'd rather sail my F16 than my Inter 17.


[runs away fast]
Posted By: isvflorin

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 06:08 PM

I'd rather sail a Blade than a Hobie. [Linked Image]

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Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 06:22 PM

I sense an impending deterioration in this thread.
Posted By: gree2056

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 06:34 PM

How could this possibly go downhill....
Posted By: NCSUtrey

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 08:47 PM

I'd rather sail my fad than Bob Curry's fad. My fad is faster anyway...
Posted By: scooby_simon

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 09:07 PM

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I'd rather sail my fad than Bob Curry's fad. My fad is faster anyway...


LOL
Posted By: ksurfer2

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 09:25 PM

I'd rather sail a cat than a computer.
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 09:46 PM

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I'd rather sail anything than post on a forum... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

or

I'd rather sail in Open Class than sail Formula....

oh boy...

here we go...


Sailing open is like being a U2 fan… it’s just wrong.
Posted By: scooby_simon

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 10:01 PM

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I'd rather sail a cat than a computer.


We have a winner.
Posted By: Soapysails

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 10:35 PM

I would much rather sail my Sea Spray 15 than my Tartan 3700ccr..lmao ! just hate being dry and comfy...
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 10:36 PM

I'd rather eat a kitten, than not be able to sail!!!


MeOw
Posted By: BrianK

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 10:41 PM

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I'd rather sail anything than post on a forum... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

or

I'd rather sail in Open Class than sail Formula....

oh boy...

here we go...


Sailing open is like being a U2 fan… it’s just wrong.


Why on earth would anyone want to be a U2 fan. Id rather drive a jet ski non stop for the rest of my life than listen to that crap.
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 11:14 PM

I would rather sail a toilet seat than a peice of whole wheat toast!

What?

I would really rather be sailing a M-20 than any other boat, including Opti's.
Posted By: Karl_Brogger

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 11:27 PM

I'd rather sail the cardboard box than the NACRA that came in it. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Karl_Brogger

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 11:27 PM

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I would rather sail a toilet seat than a peice of whole wheat toast!


Well, yeah! Everyone knows white toast is the hot ticket.
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/27/07 11:59 PM

I Wunder what Karl is trying to say...... Did I spell that right?
Posted By: Wallybear

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 02:02 AM

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I'd rather sail anything than post on a forum... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

or

I'd rather sail in Open Class than sail Formula....

oh boy...

here we go...


Sailing open is like being a U2 fan… it’s just wrong.


Why on earth would anyone want to be a U2 fan. Id rather drive a jet ski non stop for the rest of my life than listen to that crap.


JEEZ! I luv U2! Guess I know what you think of me! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Karl_Brogger

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 02:19 AM

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I Wunder what Karl is trying to say...... Did I spell that right?


Wheat toast can't beat the toilet seat, white toast can. I think, or was it rye?
Posted By: fin.

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 04:51 AM

U2 is good, but not as good as Dylan.
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 11:38 AM

I've got my eye on a Artisan "Multi"grain, looks very fast.
It should kill any mono slice around the jelly jars.
Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 05:50 PM

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Why on earth would anyone want to be a U2 fan. Id rather drive a jet ski non stop for the rest of my life than listen to that crap.


Stop trying to "railroad" the thread and put the issue out to a general membership vote for Democracy's sake..., even if we're all sitting at the same table you commie $!###

U2 is classic. Don't worry... you're still cool with the Munedo shirt at regattas!

p.s. Have fun sailing your new Bar-B-Que rack !!! sweet hobbies...
Posted By: BrianK

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 07:40 PM

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Why on earth would anyone want to be a U2 fan. Id rather drive a jet ski non stop for the rest of my life than listen to that crap.


Stop trying to "railroad" the thread and put the issue out to a general membership vote for Democracy's sake..., even if we're all sitting at the same table you commie $!###

U2 is classic. Don't worry... you're still cool with the Munedo shirt at regattas!

p.s. Have fun sailing your new Bar-B-Que rack !!! sweet hobbies...


Although I would agree it was an unattended railroading of the thread, I had to side with Ding, U2 is about the most over hyped band in the world. I could put up with the Save the World crap if their music was half decent. Yes, if I was drunk and Irish it might sound ok.
Posted By: PTP

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 07:45 PM

Ahh.. they were really good up to and including Achtung Baby, after that- overhyped, yes
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 07:55 PM

What are you saying?? Why you NAZI BASTARD!! U2 is the best band there ever was! And I'll kick your butt if you don't like them too!

Tim Bohan, drunk and Irish... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Oh, and Clapton is God! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
And Zeplin Rocks! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
And the Stones suck butt. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
But really, it's Santana for me. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

-Turn it UP!-
Posted By: PTP

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 07:56 PM

Actually Jimmy Buffett sucks more than all else... unless you are still a frat boy in college (and he sucks then too, but you probably just went with the flow).
Posted By: _flatlander_

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 08:17 PM

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Ahh.. they were really good up to and including Achtung Baby, after that- overhyped, yes
saw them on their 2nd tour (October) through KC in '82, was an "OK" show, drew about 75 people to a 600 seat venue
Posted By: brucat

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 09:08 PM

I'd rather sail my Hobie 16 than anything else that I've tried (sadly, that's not a big assortment, but I LOVE the Hobie 16)...

Now, I'm Irish, get drunk, and still think U2 has sucked for a long, long time. Probably started with ZooRopa, or around the same time INXS started to bite.

There's a new Menudo now, but it just can't be the same without Ricky Martin... (Insert PUKING gremlin here)

Mike
Posted By: RickWhite

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 09:33 PM

I like Conway Twitty.
Rick
Posted By: BLR_0719

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 09:41 PM

personally I prefer Hillary Duff..yea
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 10:07 PM

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I like Conway Twitty.
Rick


Rick:

Yea who can resist "Hello Darling" (LOL LOL LOL)

Doug
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 10:23 PM

I actually went to a Conway Twitty concert about 25 years ago! My girlfriend had a thing for him and bought the tickets.

Not bad, not Zeplin but not too bad, of course I was much younger and drunker then and anything that would get her -in the mood- was fine with me!

Now Perry Como, there's a singer... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 10:42 PM

Neil Diamond....

pure class and talent. I bet he would have dominated Open Class racing without the excuses formula sailors cough up! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: FasterDamnit

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/28/07 11:41 PM

Julie London. Voice AND gorgeous.

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Posted By: fin.

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 12:00 AM

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. . .Santana . . .


There was this willowey blond, had a black ram skin on her waterbed, and a tiffany style black light over it. She really liked Santana. Particularly "Sighing Winds, Crying Beasts". The whole "Abraxas" album was good. I don't miss the Baboon's Blood incense though.

Tim, come to think of it, she didn't live far from where you live now.
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 01:12 AM

We need pictures Pete, or it never happened! (but just in case, where exactly was she located?? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />)

I liked his old stuff but the new stuff he's doing with the guest singers is pretty good too.

"Hey Now, all you killers, better turn your lights on, turn your lights on..."
Posted By: fin.

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:14 AM

I expect she is like Australia, now. Everyone knows where she is, but noone goes there. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:19 AM

My man is David Allen Coe...

You don't have to call me darlin, darlin!
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:24 AM

How about Toby Keith's, "Let's talk about ME!" <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: David Parker

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:40 AM

Winter means talkin' Christmas so how about Tennessee Ernie Ford, the Ol' Pea Picker? Star Carol is hot! He's so suave.
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Posted By: BrianK

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 01:16 PM

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Neil Diamond....

pure class and talent. I bet he would have dominated Open Class racing without the excuses formula sailors cough up! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />


I bet you have Neil Diamond posters in your office next to the U2 ones.
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:08 PM

I thought Neil Diamond changed his name to Usef Mohammad or something like that?? [censored]? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:27 PM

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I thought Neil Diamond changed his name to Usef Mohammad or something like that?? [censored]? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


That was after he bought his F18....
Posted By: fin.

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 02:37 PM

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I thought Neil Diamond changed his name to Usef Mohammad or something like that?? [censored]? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


Why would a nice Jewish boy from Brooklyn do that! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You're thinking of Cat Stevens. http://www.yusufislam.com/
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 04:08 PM

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I thought Neil Diamond changed his name to Usef Mohammad or something like that?? [censored]? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


That was after he bought his F18....


I know where you can charter an F18 for Tradewinds. You got the stones princess?
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 04:38 PM

Neil Diamond, Cat Stevens, same thing, only different! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

And that music sounded nothing like the call to prayer I heard in Dubai!
Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 06:56 PM

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I know where you can charter an F18 for Tradewinds. You got the stones princess?


Missing sticks, not stones....
though I'd be hard pressed to pay to ride a boat that's missing 2 feet of waterline!!!!
Posted By: Jake

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 07:20 PM

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I know where you can charter an F18 for Tradewinds. You got the stones princess?


Missing sticks, not stones....
though I'd be hard pressed to pay to ride a boat that's missing 2 feet of waterline!!!!


Boy, that didn't take long.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 07:39 PM

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I thought Neil Diamond changed his name to Usef Mohammad or something like that?? [censored]? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


That was Cat Stevens. Gave all his money away.
Posted By: Fearless_Rider

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/29/07 07:50 PM

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That was Cat Stevens. Gave all his money away.


Cat lost his cash when he upgraded his F18 with a new wing mast to remaind competitive ... must have been smokin something good...

Cat--->"I'd rather drink Schlitz and sail high and fine on my F18 with a new wing mast, than drink Sam Adams and float on a f52..."

hoser...
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/30/07 12:51 AM

It was Cat Stevens. Too bad, Cat was a good name.
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/30/07 02:55 AM

If you're scared just say you're scared.
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 11/30/07 03:04 AM

HUH!
Posted By: Bob_Curry

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/01/07 03:19 AM

"I'd rather sail ANYTHING than a boat that has DING-A-LING on it!"
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Posted By: Tri_X_Troll

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/03/07 03:10 AM

I'd rather sail a floating truck than an Optimist
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Posted By: RickWhite

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/05/07 03:34 PM

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'
Posted By: Banzilla

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/06/07 03:58 AM

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Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'


Ok, how about the recent SouthPark episode where Bono turns out to be the world record CRAP <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: David Ingram

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/06/07 09:46 PM

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"I'd rather sail ANYTHING than a boat that has DING-A-LING on it!"
<img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


I'm insulted by your lack of effort... slacker.
Posted By: RickWhite

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/13/07 04:54 PM

I just heard from a friend in Scotland on U2:

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet.., 'Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/13/07 07:27 PM

That is pretty funny! I hope he stopped clapping... <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: jimi

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/13/07 08:51 PM

Dude, come on!! Hendrix out-plays them all with his teeth!!! just watch this!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsgHyauIUZY

No but seriously, Hendrix is better than them all. Though I do dig Clapton and Santana as well.
Posted By: arbo06

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/13/07 10:50 PM

Check out Gary Hoey.....
Posted By: Timbo

Re: Let's have some Winter FUN! - 12/13/07 11:40 PM

Yeah, Hendrix was pretty good, but he's dead. Clapton and Carlos are still making great music. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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