Hurricane Boat Preparedness For Dummies
1. Unbolt boat.
2. Take boat pieces to interiors of:
A> your crib
B> your mother-in-law's crib
C> your girlfriend's crib
After Hurricane:
1. Kiss mother-in-law
2. Bolt boat back together
LESSON LEARNED:
Boats on beaches go to pieces, or disappear, during a hurricane.