If you had any sense you would have been afraid of her too! Seriously when you guys split up how many of your friends said "Dude, sorry you guys were good together". Oh and if they did say that they were f!@king lying! Hey I get it shagging crazy is all kinds of fun but you gotta get the f!@k out before she stabs you in the heart with a pair of scissors! I'm just glad you're still with us even if you are a trimaran sailor.

Still a great Macho Man story, every time I remember it I look at Kathy and say... baby I'm so glad you picked me!