Oh, here's one someone will like:
FRIDAY
NORTHWEST WINDS AROUND 20 KNOTS BECOMING NORTH AROUND 25
KNOTS. SEAS 4 TO 6 FEET. BAYS AND COASTAL WATERWAYS ROUGH.

FRIDAY NIGHT
NORTH WINDS AROUND 25 KNOTS DECREASING TO 20 TO 25
KNOTS AFTER MIDNIGHT. SEAS 5 TO 7 FEET. BAYS AND COASTAL WATERWAYS
ROUGH.

SATURDAY
NORTH WINDS 20 TO 25 KNOTS DECREASING TO 10 TO 15 KNOTS.
SEAS 5 TO 7 FEET SUBSIDING TO 3 TO 5 FEET. BAYS AND COASTAL
WATERWAYS ROUGH BECOMING A MODERATE CHOP.

SATURDAY NIGHT
NORTH WINDS 10 TO 15 KNOTS BECOMING NORTHEAST
AROUND 15 KNOTS AFTER MIDNIGHT. SEAS 2 TO 3 FEET. BAYS AND COASTAL
WATERWAYS A LIGHT CHOP.

SUNDAY
EAST WINDS 10 TO 15 KNOTS BECOMING SOUTHEAST AROUND
10 KNOTS. SEAS 1 TO 2 FEET. BAYS AND COASTAL WATERWAYS A LIGHT CHOP.
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