Dear Wouter,

I really appreciate reading your conrtibutions because of the your knowledge. However I might even enjoy them if you weren't such a vinegarpisser. Have you never thought "PHWOAR!!" when you see a good looking lady walk by and have said to yourself: "I want her"? If it turns out that she is out of your league well so be it. Or perhaps she is attainable but her breath smells of old socks or she turns out to be as thick as 3 planks stuck together with stupid glue. Whatever the case you can have fun lusting after her, you can even be a source of entertainment to your friends while you make an butt of yourself pursueing her. Or perhaps in that alluring package is a soulmate that is happy that she crossed your path and you'll be happy together ever after.

What I'm trying to say is that I just had such a PHWOAR!! moment, and I want to know more about this boat. And if you are not in the least bit curious about it you really disappoint me.
I know for a fact that right now, I can't afford a new cat but I would like the idea that the moment, hopefully in the near future, that I can there wil be some interesting choices, preferably some new designs.