I think I'm finally getting the hang of this woman thing. I try to establish a few things right away in a relationship.

1) Burn a couple of meals and I never have to cook. She will gladly take over.
2) Accidently throw her favorite sweater in with a load of cloths and then dry it. She will gladly take over doing the laundry.
3) Always ask. Honey? Did you leave the toilet seat down again?
4) NEVER let her know that your handy with tools or your weekends will be shot.

I'm not saying that it works but it sure is fun trying.