I lived in a very backwoods area of Tennessee for about a year and a half, and the Hazardous Pukes wasn't that far off from the locals. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> In southerners defence it was on the corner of no and where. Hopefully an isolated pocket of hick-dumb.
That's very cordial of you, but we can provide our own defense.