Dave, I know you are kidding, but some people might think you are serious. All I posted was information from Jill Nickerson about the logistical problems at Martha's Vineyard, because I thought it was interesting. I don't see how you made the segue to Rick's Place -- we wouldn't want an event like that here, because EVERYBODY would want to use the hose. Until I make my "second million," we can't afford the water bill -- especially since our puppy just bit a couple holes in our hose to create his own sprinkler system.