I'd love to come play, but:

a. Husband is offshore on a deepwater rig. Not only is he the financier of this outfit, he's the mid-boat guy.

b. The bagman/foredeck is busy. Fixing our air conditioning.

c. I have to be here to assist with (b.)

We are planning on RTI tho', just sent in the reg. form

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