So I am bored. Really bored. I have absolutely no winter hobbies.

So what are some of your favorite bumper sticker quotes?
Some of my favorites:
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I may not go down in history but I will go down on your little sister.

It's people like you that make people like me need medication.

Its better to have loved and lost than to have to live with a pshyco for the rest of your life.

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead

Don't laugh, your daughter might be in here. [/color]

Juvenile, I know but they still make me smile.