There was a New South Welshman, a Victorian and a Queenslander sitting in a pub.

The barman askes the New South Welshman what he would like to drink. His reply was "I will have a Toohey's Blue, the sponsor of the mighty ****." The barman gets the man a Toohey's.

The barman then askes the Victorian what he would like to drink. His reply was "I will have a Carlton Draft, Victoria's finest." The barman gets the man a Carlton.

The barman finaly askes the Queenslander what he would like to drink. His reply was "I will have a water thanks mate."

The barman is taken back by this and asks him why he does not want a XXXX.

"Well" saild the Queenslander "If these boys are not going to drink beer, then neither am I"

Go the Cane Toads