"Going about on your pretty multi-coloured sail catamaran blatantly having fun while flying hulls with a novice sailor. That's no way to get accepted into civil sailing society, young man. I suggest you learn some manners, buy a sensible white-sailed proper boat, having the appropriate number of hulls, ie 1. Sailing is a serious business and we have no time for the likes of you who are bent on enjoying themselves on the water."

Love the pics man, brought back memories of my first sail outing ever, strapped into a trapeze harness on my neighbour's H-16, orange-hulled with a red yellow and orange sail at age ten. The moment the hull started flying while I was out on the wire, I was lost for the monohull cause.