How dare you call me a ninnie! You darn well know I'd be there but....

1 - The covers are on my boat, and they are a hassle to remove
2 - The spinpole is in the garage and I'd have to tie it on
3 - my index finger hurts
4 - i would have to put gas in the truck
5 - i want to play with my xbox
6 - i got a new fishing pole, i'm not going fishing but i have a new pole
7 - there is a smudge on the hull and it would have to be cleaned, see excuse 1 for the difficulties there.

All legit excuses and you have wounded me deeply by calling me a name. You can be such wanker sometimes.

Last edited by dingram; 09/11/08 09:30 AM.
David Ingram
F18 USA 242
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"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Excuses are the tools of the weak and incompetent" - Two sista's I overheard in the hall
"You don't have to be a brain surgeon to be a complete idiot, but it helps"