My bad pirate joke:


This pirate goes into a bar with a ships wheel sticking out of his pants.
He says to the bartender "A mug o' yer best rum, matey!"
Bartender pours him a mug o' rum and just has to ask-
"Hey pal, what's with the wheel?"
and the pirate says
"Arrrr, I'm not sure, but it's drivin' me nuts!"


Arrrrrrr!!