I will share a quick, funny story from quite a few years back. Kind of reminds of a good story for a Buffett song.

It was the beginning of the sailing season (May) and I was helping a good friend of mine put his H16 in his beach slip. We ended up drinking with and helping about 20 other people too. By about 9pm that night we were all a little loopy. I asked my friend "Hey, maybe you better tighten your boat down, looks like a storm". His immortal words were "Ahhh... if it blows that hard, the wind can have it."

Sure enough at about 2am a big wind storm blew through. The next morning some of the boats had moved around, but nothing was out fo the ordinary. As I walked dow the beach I saw something wierd... My friends boat had jumped a 5' fence and flipped, mast straight down into the mud, broken in half without touching another boat.

So I call him and said "Hey, just thought I would tell you... the god of wind took your boat."