OKAY - listen up...

I spoke with a Samantha at the pizza place and informed her of our intention to deflower their reputable establishment, harass their staff, drink their beer, cause general discordance with their local community, and possibly have their occupational license revoked.

She asked if a paltry group of 15 could be this way, and I said we're beachcat sailors. Her response was "sh*".

In any case, our marching orders are as follows:

Once WE (as the group - hereafter referred to as the "Trade Winds Area Tournament Sailors") coordinate the final tally of merry persons, WE are to designate a spokesperson who is to contact PAUL roughly 30 minutes before our arrival ( I said we'd most likely be around between 20:30 and 21:00 EST) and let them know of their impending doom. They will move tables together for us, and erect blast walls around the kitchen area.

PAUL has the authority, based on our lewd and lacivious behavior to discount a small portion of our tab, Either before or after we are carted off to jail.

I had said that we're there mainly for pizza and beer. I suspect we'd have better luck with discounts if we were on one tab, but this DEPENDS on being EQUITABLE in tallying up your portion of the aforementioned tab.

And don't forget WE WILL BE GENEROUS TIPPERS. I'd vote for 20% (pre-tax)for the poor slob who will have to clean up that mess.

After my brief conversation with the lovely Samantha (who is the manager, I suspect), I suggest we obtain a copy of the menu (if anyone local there could help) and decide what to order beforehand, so EACH OF US knows how much (CASH) will be required for their portion (PLUS TIP), and we will have sorted out all the payment issues BEFORE we get there so there are no suprises.

What say you, fellow (insert above acronym here)?