i thought i would bring a lighter side to these discussions
My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?"
I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.....


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

And that's how the fight started.....


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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....


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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
"No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....




YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD,
BUT YOU CAN ROLL IT IN GLITTER!!!!