My wife and I were going to a Hobie division regatta, second morning. I see two Hobie sailors in a 50 cent car wash, one against the wall like he's being frisked, getting hosed down by the other guy. "Shower time".

Four guys in a hotel room, one guy forgets "sleepware" and borrows shorts from me, farts in them all night and then askes me in the morning if I want them back.. ...No thanks.

Hope you feel better....

Another one or two. Hopped a flight across Lake Michigan to sail back in the Queens cup. Just a carry on and a life jacket. Passengers and crew sure looked at me funny with a life jacket wrapped around the carry on.

I helped my sister sail to the Bahamas from Hollywood FL. My brother and I caught a flight back to Ft Lauderdale and had a local pick us up at the airport & take us to my car back in Hollywood. She met me for about 5 minutes before the trip. When I call her to pick us up she tells me to stand by the curb and somehow stand out so she knows who to pick up. So I stand at the curb with my sailing hat and life jacket on. It worked like a charm but no one would get near me on the curb.