Ksurfer knows how entertaining my transitions are in the crew postion:

- wait too late until boat starts spinning

- swing in from trapeeze and clobber hull near front beam

- (in heavy air), slide over trampoline and kiss gooseneck with face. The good news is that this helps switch the battens over

- roll around entangling myself in all sorts of control lines like an epileptic on methamphetamines

- swing out on new side while hopelessly entangled and miss the trapeeze hoop with my harness hook (or ball)

- slide rapidly astern and knock off skipper poking myself in the forehead with tiller extension, all while dropping the "F"-bomb several times at disturbingly loud volumes

- EVENTUALLY get sorted out up front just about 5 seconds before the next layline