My momma does wear army boots, but you need to tell your momma to quit calling me.
ROFLMAO ... Ding I got nothin' .... I'm just chuckling with no ligitimate come back!
Still, we can't miss out on this opportunity to start a regional rivalry with the "up nawth" boys.
How 'bout this, if area c has more boats than area d south, Ding will shave his head? I'll donate a bottle of rum toward the festivities.