You never drove for Maj. Slaughter. He only responds to a stick whacked across the back of his head.

He claims I sent his head through the boom at his last Steeplechase by jerking the tiller to windward when he was coming off the wire, and that was the only time I got him to respond.

I personally think that reverse image of the Southern Spars logo looks good on his forehead (aka the "downhaul tattoo")