so he takes his talking dog down the pub

clears a table and puts the dog on it

listen up everybody, he says

i'm taking $10 bets that this here dog of mine can talk

people gather around and soon the barman is holding $100 of bets which our man matches

then he says to the dog

come on now tell'em the story you told me

dog just sits on the table with it's tongue hanging out panting

come on talk he says

...................

everyone starts laughing and those that gave $10 to the barman take back $20

furious and embarrassed the man drags the dog out back to his truck and grabs his pistol from the glove box

give me 1 good reason why shouldn't shoot you now he yells at the dog

dog looks around, stops panting and says

think of the odds we'll get when we come back here tomorrow night