I call my wife the sheet monkey. She calls me the tiller nut. Works for us. Ryan you doing the Eugene regatta in May?
Cool that it works for you.
I used to call my (x) girlfriend the tramp napper (she liked to sunbathe while i sailed)... didn't work so well for us.
Perhaps i should have explained the term "tramp" was short for the trampoline... oh well... hind sight...
